Pleasure:
Maverick Is Airborne Opened with something worthwhile.
Eddie Murray Sparkles A favorite target, hit with a clever attack.
More EMS
Lionel Osbourne Groan.
Steve U This made me sort of sad, and made me laugh too.
Forest Thrills This was good.
Brechty Jesus, it took Barry P to promote this? This was great.
Ron Zook On Red Bull Sort of dumb, but then, I am too.
RMJ=H I'm a sucker for silly.
Let's play compare and contrast with FlakJack and StripMcNealy.
Gamboa Constrictor That's a funny angle to the story.
Purgatory:
I've been righteously freaking the fuck out about Sandusky attribution jokes, and I was ready to rip my shirt off and punch a brick wall when I saw this, but... it actually has a scintilla of merit. It is relevant to and effectively plays on the facts of the Sandusky case and the contours of post at hand and is more than just a "I ♥ Buttholes! Signed, Jerry Sandusky." joke. Ok then.
Pain:
Bleahford Buford has internalized his identity as Deadspin's least effective commenter, and is just running with it.
Ultra fuckhead. 100% raw , organic, unfiltered, unprocessed, not-from-concentrate fuckhead. Reagent-grade fuckhead. If we were going to find our planets purest fuckhead to engrave on a gold disk to be shot into outer space for aliens to find, it would be this.
Huh? What the fuck is this shit?
Fuck it, I'm out of here.
Buford seems like a really nice guy, but hot damn he is a terrible commenter.
ReplyDeleteBuford: come chit-chat in DUAN if you'd like, but please stop trying to make jokes. It's not working.